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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

10.06.2025 01:17

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No way

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

How is bestiality wrong, but killing animals for sport or trophies is considered okay?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

They put up a sign reading

Analysis & Anal Cysts

‘Strawberry Moon’ June 2025: See The Lowest Full Moon Since 2006 - Forbes

share office space ...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Then came..

What are some examples of the use of the word “piacere” in Italian? What do they mean and how would you translate them into English?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No, not a chance

Bruins Hire Former Forward Marco Sturm As New Head Coach - NESN

Freaks and Cheeks

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Minds and Behinds

What's at the center of Mars? Maybe the stench of rotten eggs - Space

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Unacceptable again!

Next, they tried...

Dejected Joshua Kimmich reacts to Germany’s Nations League defeat - Bavarian Football Works

Nuts and Butts

So they tried

Another attempt resulted in ...

They Just Wanted to Make a Space Movie. Instead, They Uncovered a Mind-Blowing Cosmic Secret - The Daily Galaxy

Still no good

Just Forget it!

Hysterias & Posteriors

Which feels physically better for guys: vaginal sex or anal sex?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Thumbs down again.

Why do people love to live alone in a house?

Still no good.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

What contributed to the popularity of The Beatles' song 'Yesterday'? Was it due to its simplicity, lyrics, or other factors?

So, the docs changed it to read

Everyone loved it.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No go.

Loons and Moons