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10.06.2025 01:17
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No way
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
They put up a sign reading
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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share office space ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Then came..
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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No, not a chance
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Freaks and Cheeks
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Minds and Behinds
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Unacceptable again!
Next, they tried...
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Nuts and Butts
So they tried
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good
Just Forget it!
Hysterias & Posteriors
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Thumbs down again.
Why do people love to live alone in a house?
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So, the docs changed it to read
Everyone loved it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No go.
Loons and Moons